Prison or Work.....?

IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK

you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON

you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK .

you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.


IN PRISON

you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK .

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON

you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON

you get your own toilet.

AT WORK

you have to share.

IN PRISON

they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK

you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for???

Kill your Boss now !!