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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

What a life without.....?

Monday, April 09, 2007

Prison or Work.....?

IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK .
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.


IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK .
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON
you get your own toilet.
AT WORK
you have to share.

IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?
Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for???

Kill your Boss now !!

Beautiful Quotes just for fun paaaa


1 ) Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous
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2) Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde
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3) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb
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4) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison
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5) A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers thatyour wife will give you for free.--Anonymous
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6) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.--H. L. Mencken
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7) Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later;
for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
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8) - "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2
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9) - Marriage is a three-ring circus: --engagement ring ---wedding ring ---suffering
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10) When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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11) Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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12) When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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13) I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. --Anonymous
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14) I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
--Anonymous
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15) We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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16) My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. --Anonymous
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17) She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. --Anonymous
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18) She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." --Anonymous
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19) Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like minaturehandcuffs....."--Anonymous
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20) If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in! --Anonymous
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21) A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply?A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."
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22) A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "

 

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