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What She Want In A Man!

Original List:

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer thing

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers your name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears some clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

3 things

Three things of every kind:
Three things of life that once gone, never come back:
Time, Words & Opportunity



Three things of life that must not be lost:
Peace, Hope & Honesty.

Three things of life that are most valuable:
Love, Self-confidence & Friends

Three things of life that are never sure:
Dreams, Success & Fortune

Three things that make a man:
Hard Work, Sincerity & Commitment

Three things of life that destroy a man:
Wine, Pride & Anger

I asked God to bless you,
as I prayed for you today,
to guide you and protect you,
as you go along your way...

His love is always with you,
His promises are true,
and when we give Him all our cares,
you know He will see us through.

Love and Adore You...

I heard the music when true love called,
a song sent from heaven on silver wings.
The whole world was dreaming,
wisps of light streaming,
as the stars spilled their magic upon you and me.


The tune was more lovelythan the nightingale's song,
more delicate than a rose weeping,
yet as powerful as the sun leaping
to shed golden ribbons in herald of dawn.

And I bow down before you,
the one my eyes have longed to behold,
my lonely heart pining,love Light shining,
I swear that I shall love and adore you.

A mixed slides

Definition of kiss

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Prof .of Economics

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.


Prof. of Accountancy

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.


Prof. of Algebra

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.


Prof. of Geometry

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.


Prof. of Physics

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.


Prof. of Chemistry

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

A Happy Day !!!

I BELIEVE..... and you.......

1. I believe that life is there to enjoy.
2. I believe crushes are there to crush hearts.
3. I believe true love is there from the start.
4. I believe you should give people chances.
5. I believe you should treat people the same because you never know what they will do for you in the future.


6. I believe that good things will come to people who work hard.
7. I believe great things come to people who never give up.
8. I believe silence will teach you something if you listen hard.
9. I believe that the heart leads you in the right direction if you follow it.
10. I believe friends are needed no matter who you are.


11. I believe family should stick by your side.
12. I believe God will help you if you believe in him and trust him.
13. I believe drugs destroy.
14. I believe sleep calms the soul.
15. I believe the heart and soul are more important than looks.


16. I believe trust helps the world go round.
17. I believe love brings great things.
18. I believe kids could teach adults a lot if adults would just listen.
19.I believe pets are great because they listen and love you no matter what you look like.
20. I believe you should always chase your dreams.


21. I believe hope is something everyone needs.
22. I believe you need to make time for fun.
23. I believe music soothes the soul.
24. I believe that money cannot buy happiness.
25. I believe books can take you anywhere.


26. I believe jokes have to be there to keep people sane.
27. I believe people are special the way they are.
28. I believe that true friends will last a lifetime.
29. I believe that enjoying what you do will help you enjoy life more.
30. I believe parents are more important than you think.


31. I believe the sky is the limit.
32. I believe you should shoot for the stars.
33. I believe being loved and loving are two totally different things.
34. I believe that you have to love yourself before you can love others.
35. I believe records are made to be broken.


36. I believe promises should be kept.
37. I believe brothers and sisters are made to teach.
38. I believe a simple smile can make anybody's day better.
39. I believe that being popular is not the key to life.
40. I believe in being nice to nerds because you might grow up and have to work for one.

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When A Man Loves A Woman

When a man loves a woman he will always be sure,

That his heart beats with hers and his love remains pure.

To always walk with her make her dreams come true,

Show her you love her in all that you do.

Treat her with kindness always showing respect,

The sending of flowers so she'll not forget,

That your thinking of her she's tops on your list,

That your love surrounds her in heavens sweet bliss.

Whisper softly in her ear how much her love means,

That without it you couldn't fulfill all your dreams.

When a man loves a woman he will do all these things,

And watch all the joy on her face this will bring.

Show her candle lit dinners, roses next to her plate,

With warm caring arms you should never be late.

Soft kisses to give her, tender words of your love,

Let her know she's been sent from heaven above.

Provide reassurance when her hopes sink low,

Give words of encouragement so she'll always know,

That forever your standing right there by her side,

To lift her hopes upward her tears will soon dry.

Through good times and bad times do not raise your voice,

Her heart is so tender and wants to rejoice,

No harsh words do utter you must walk with care,

When a man loves a woman he will always be there.

A fun for all !!!!!

A hundred days have made me older

Since the last time that I saw your pretty face

A thousand lies have made me colder

And I don't think I can look at this the same

But all the miles that separate

Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face
I'm here without you baby

But you're still on my lonely mind

I think about you baby

And I dream about you all the time

I'm here without you baby

But you're still with me in my dreams

And tonight it's only you and me
The miles just keep rollin'

As the people leave their way to say hello

I've heard this life is overrated

But I hope that it gets better as we go
I'm here without you baby

But you're still on my lonely mind

I think about you baby

And I dream about you all the time

I'm here without you baby

But you're still with me in my dreams

And tonight girl its only you and me

Everything I know, and anywhere I go

It gets hard but it wont take away my love

And when the last one falls

When it's all said and done

It gets hard but it wont take away my love
I'm here without you baby

But you're still on my lonely mind

I think about you baby

And I dream about you all the time

I'm here without you baby

But you're still with me in my dreams

And tonight girl its only you and me

Lights, Camera, Action.........

I want to see the look on your face
When we make love
I want to feel the sleekness of you skin
When I caress you body

Run your fingers through my hair

and softly kiss my lipsHold me close in your embrace

and love me face to face

Face to faceHeart to heart

Body to bodyTingling tangle feelings

Lovers face to faceI'll caress your body

And hold you close to me

I'll slide my hands around your waist

And love you face to face

Face to faceHeart to heart

Body to body

Lips on lipsArm and armBody to body

Tingling tangle feelings

Lovers face to face

Softly say you love me

As you make love to me

No one else can take your place

We happen face to face